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Kimra’s first bicycle race 

Going into my first bicycle "race" (my husband reminds me time and time again that they are "challenges" not races, because they're not   official competitions) I was as blind and ignorant as can be. Which, as it turned out, was a good thing. Because if I had had even an INKLING of how hard it would be to bicycle one hundred miles up mountains that I wouldn't even feel comfortable driving up in my car; well, it would have been over before it began. But, in my infinite ignorance, I didn't think a mountainous 100-mile challenge would be any biggie. "Look at it this way." I told my hubby and our friend Kathy, who shares the love of the "bike-ling" as I like to call it, "Twenty five miles is nothing. Fifty miles is not that hard, so how hard could one hundred be?"
"Are you sure we shouldn't just do the fifty?" My husband urged. "One hundred miles is pretty far on a bicycle."
"We are NOT doing the fifty." I put my foot down. "Fifty is for babies."
"Fifty can be a lot." Kathy, the only one of us with much bicycling experience, said, "It really depends on the course."
 Well, as it turned out, Kathy was right, as she so often is when it comes to matters in which she has infinitely more knowledge than I.  I was jolly when we began our ride, and we were fairly sure that the support crew was kidding when, at mile 30, they told us the worst was still to come.
"In that case," I joked, (I was confidant they were joshing us as we had already traveled up some hills that nearly blew my lungs and legs straight off my body; so steep were the climbs) "I had better take a Fig Newton."
"You'd better take two." Skeeter, who rode in the "drag car" driven by Jerry behind my limping form the entire race, was correct. Two would have been a good idea. The entire pack might not have been a bad idea. By mile 75, the course took a turn for the extreme and we hit a 20-mile mountainous climb. After about 5 miles of peddling to the point of exhaustion, I got off and started pushing my bike up the mountain. When even that proved too exhausting, I gave my husband the S.O.S. sign and he came off his bike and pushed his and MY bike. Periodically, I rode and pushed up the mountains, and Kathy too needed assistance from my hubby with bike pushing. Behind, us, Jerry and Skeeter, both of whom were pretty hefty dudes with a bad smoking habits (but with hearts of gold) urged us on to the finish line. "You gotta hunker down when  ya ride!" They told us.
At mile 97 or so, my hubby, Kathy and I had separated a bit. Kathy had chugged ahead with some last minute reserves that no one suspected she had. I gamely rode with her until I could keep up no longer, and fell behind. My husband, who had been eating a banana at a rest stop, had been left in our dust as repayment for pushing our  bikes up the steepest climbs on the mountains. When I saw Jerry and Skeeter out of their truck and waving their arms, yelling, I lifted my arms in the victory sign. "YEAH ME!" I yelled. "I AM ALMOST DONE!"
"YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND!!!!" Was what they were actually saying. Drats. At this point, even one inch the wrong way was enough to set me off into a meltdown. I had vetoed the last rest stop entirely when I realized that I had pedaled past it and would need to turn around to enjoy the "facilities", such as they were. Still, I had no choice but to turn around and go the right way.... on my final miles. When I was just a few hundred feet from the finish line, a bunch of little boys under the age of 10 came out to the street. I was nervous that they were going to jeer and throw things at me since I was so far behind the rest of the pack. Instead, I realized with joy that they were cheering for me.
"Go! Whooo!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!" They clapped and whistled and stomped their feet. I felt like an Olympic gold medallist as they ran along beside me, screaming their encouragement.  (My husband, who finished a few minutes after me said that the same boys asked him what place he was in..... when my hubby confessed that he was near the last, they consoled him by saying, "Dang.")

Finally, it was over. My whole body crawled with a new sensation- fatigue (I am generally not one to push myself) and somehow, I LIKED it. How SICK WAS THAT?!
"Next year, we'll do a better time." My husband said, as he climbed off his bike, and Kathy agreed.
I wasn't so quick to agree- in my new arena of being enlightened, I didn't even want to THINK about doing another challenge in the mountains.